FUD

Lucy sent me a link: FUD

I read it and burst out laughing, and then I texted her back. Do you use one of these?

Not yet, but I will. Ordering now. Convenient!

Let me know when you do. I want to hear all about it.  

Bullshit 🙂 You want to ogle me as I use it. Even in text, I could hear her English accent.

That, too.

Just last night, I was at the cinema and went to the ladies and the seat was covered in fluid. Water? Pee? How the hell does a woman do that? Oh, wait…some ‘hover’ over the seat to avoid germs and spray it down for the next user.

In men’s rooms, it’s on the floor.

Have you ever sat to piss?

I smiled. Is that a serious question?

Yes, and I don’t mean when you’re doing the other.

A couple times, yeah. Feels a bit odd and one has to be careful with direction. Accidentally soaked the back of my pants once.

LOL Once I get my new toy, I’m going to stand all the time!

People will hear you and think you’re a man.

Oooh, I love that! I’m going to special order it.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

You’re such a bloody pervert!

I had no idea such things were available, though once I thought about it, I realized it made good sense. I sent the link to JJ.

I couldn’t wait to get his reaction.

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